ABOUT!
WHAT CAN DICKO DO FOR YOU?
You know Dicko as the straight-talking, no bullsh*t music mogul from the telly, giving unsuspecting Australian Idol contestants a piece of his mind!
Now he’s available for one-on-one music business coaching to help you navigate the big scary music industry...
Allow Dicko to help you develop a more complete understanding of your music project. Draw on Dicko’s decades of expertise in the global music industry and let him help you plan your course of action.
In one-on-one sessions Dicko will build an honest feel for your current status, work out where you want to get to, and draw up a practical road map of how you might get there - no reality TV necessary!



Know an aspiring musician? gift a session!
Every music project has its own unique DNA.
Some of you might feel stuck in the mud, others may be on a wild ride but unsure where you are heading. Some of you may be confident that your band is already a well oiled machine, and some of you might feel like a total shit show.
However you view yourself as an artist, there is at least one major thing you could be doing better right now that will help you move your project forward.
Dicko will help you to see things a little clearer and arm you with some solid processes to give your project more resilience.
WHAT'S your flavour?
SERVICES!
We know he's been a right rotten bastard in the past,
but the best part about these sessions is...
...you can tune him to your tastes!


MILD
Can’t handle the heat?
No problem! Dicko is a super softie at heart! In this session Dicko will only offer kindly words of encouragement.
This session will focus entirely on finding the positives in the project, allowing the artist to take some steps towards their dream with a little more certainty that they actually have something of value to offer.
Every creative soul sometimes just needs a big hug!


ZESTY
Prefer a little zing?
You can take a bit of constructive criticism! Dicko will be frank with you and tell you what could benefit from a little change!
Straight down to business: This session will provide an honest - yet respectful - appraisal of your project, and a discussion that gets right to the point about what might need to improve if you are to make your presence felt a little more prominently in the music industry.
It'll be nicely spicy!



EXTRA SPICY
No pain, no gain!
Truth hurts! You'll get the expert professional advice that your project deserves, but it will be delivered by Dicko unleashed - circa Australian Idol, 2003...
Dicko will give you his completely unfiltered opinion on your music project. Yes, he may occasionally be a complete see-you-next-tuesday, but he will be your own private see-you-next-tuesday, fully dedicated to making your project kick music biz arse! Tempted...?
Don't say we didn't warn you!

$550 initial session
$385 FOLLOW UP
Less than the cost
of a big night out!
HOW DOES THIS ALL WORK THEN?
Once Dicko dives into your music and your story, he will begin to form a picture of you, the artist. You will then be invited to book a Music Biz Coaching session. These sessions are held virtually on Google Meets, last 45 to 55 minutes at a date and time that suits you, and will always be one-on-one with Dicko.
This session will assess your project, start developing your strategy and explore some new action points and dependable processes that will help you move forward. You'll get an email wrap up of the coaching session, outlining practical steps and processes that you and Dicko have agreed upon.
Regular follow up sessions are really valuable for developing a closer relationship and keeping your project moving in the right direction, but you can decide if and when you are ready for more. We offer 30% off follow up sessions to emphasise Dicko's committment to the success of your project.
SO EASY, EVEN DICKO CAN DO IT!
APPLY FOR A SESSION
It's super easy to book a session, but we like to make sure you're going to get the best value for money from what Dicko has to offer you. Simply fill in the form below, include links to your best tracks and Dicko will send you out a booking link for available sessions - you pick the date and time that suits you!
Easy peasy, lemon squeezy!